mrsscully: Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.
homosassy: the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
allons-ydraco: whatafuckinfamilypicture: osobigbear: women give birth…they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re fucking with. boycott humanity Best post in the universe
facebook boys: you should come over. we could have some fun, if you know what i mean *wink*
tumblr boys: you should come over. we can cuddle, and watch your favourite movie, and hold hands, and i'll cook for you and we can live happily ever after
boys i know: you are potato
500daysofyou: What have I honestly got myself into.
other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
liciaaa12: mixedbyziggy: rescue three white women who have been missing for a decade, and a baby become a national hero pull and even bosser move and tell the fbi to give the reward money to the victims media decides to dig into your past, and bring up your criminal record. wonderful time to be black in america. Leave the damn man alone peopleee
muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
Anonymous asked: Dear person I had a crush on,
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princeruto: i’m no gynecologist but i know a cunt when i see one
To be or not to be? Bitch I might be– William Shakespeare (via ohmyitspie)
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